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a person who engages in the practice of eating and just loving noodles of any type
When I grow up, I wanna be a noodist.
noodist by cash.max October 6, 2020
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noobist colony 

Some people believe Canada and Mexico are noobist colonies, however I strongly disagree.
noobist colony by toxic540 September 5, 2005
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Noobistry 

Noobistry --- The art of loosing your noob.

When a gamer finally learns how to play the basics and stop all the noobie moments of being dead all the time, asking questions constantly, aggroing random extra mobs, breaking their gear, running around nude, and dancing with the hopes of appearing to be doing something when really they are blankly looking at the screen lost.

coined by -- noobistry.com
Veteran_Gamer.. "Wow last time we were here i was LOL noob."

Noob_Gamer .. "Yeah I got my noobistry on lock"
Noobistry by Noobistry July 29, 2013

noobistic 

It has the same meaning as noob which might possibly mean you're someone that has not been expose to some information.
ZE: ???? What are you talking about? 1 + 1 = 2? How can it be possible?

INFORMER A: You noobistic guy. You definitely are in lack of important and criticial knowledge
noobistic by qiuxuan:) June 28, 2007
a professional noob. one who stubornly and arrogantly rejects good advice from those who know better then him or her. one who embraces and asserts his noobism.
Player A - "dude you can't kill a garg with bullets"
Player B - "its ok watch me do it"
Player B get his ass incinerated
Player A - "you dam noobist. i see you got your diploma."
noobist by fo-real_dawg April 3, 2005

NotDistantt 

Extremely sexy person, usually used in the context of a discord server
(might be a vampire)
Person 1: Wow, that person is such a notdistantt!
Person 2: Yeah, she's literally notdistantt.
notdistantt: arm blood
NotDistantt by zombeeeepikachu February 1, 2021
its like racism... but noobism. In other words, its someone who picks on the poor noob who was probably just like the noobist himself at one stage...bastards!!!
Wannabe pro: "Shutup u noob...you're crap!"
Nice Guy: "Hey man, stop being noobist....asshole"
noobist by armaragex October 25, 2006
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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