noobchoxo
a very cool dude who enjoys playing video games and spending way too much time watching videos on tiktok and youtube.
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noobchopped
RPG (Role Playing Game) term used when a high level character kills a low level character with one hit in PVP (Player vs. Player).
noobchopped by n00bch0p February 10, 2009
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noobchoxo • noobachoob • noobchopped • Noobhood • noobschooled • Noob Choke • noob school bus • Noob Chord • noob haxor • Noob School
noobachoob
1. The epitomy of inexperience, or "noobism." Used to express an utter distaste in one's gaming and/or life living abilities.
2. Slang: A common form of greeting if you know Taisuke.
2. Slang: A common form of greeting if you know Taisuke.
1. "You fail at life, noobachoob."
"Ling rush??! YOU NOOBACHOOB!!"
2. "FUIIIIZZZJJJ NOOBACHOOOB!!!!"
"Ling rush??! YOU NOOBACHOOB!!"
2. "FUIIIIZZZJJJ NOOBACHOOOB!!!!"
noobachoob by sh4de October 15, 2005
Noobhood
(Noun.)Similar to Childhood in terms of internet gaming. One's Noobhood takes place when he/she first begins to play the game, and is a complete noob(or newb to be politically correct.) One ascends out of noobhood with time and experience to the point where he/she gains enough skill to enter Prohood, a stage of the player's life where he/she is a good player and hardened veteran of the game.
C&C pro1: Yeah man, I remember the days back in my noobhood, I used to always get owned by rushers!
C&C pro2: Pffft, Im just glad you grew up mate, otherwise I couldnt play with you cause you suck too much =/.
C&C pro1: -_-'
C&C pro2: Pffft, Im just glad you grew up mate, otherwise I couldnt play with you cause you suck too much =/.
C&C pro1: -_-'
Noobhood by TACTICALSQUAD October 9, 2008
noobschooled
The act of totally schooling a noob at, for example, an online game, whilst you are at a high rank/level.
noobschooled by tkimblad August 21, 2007
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