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noobcannon 

a shitty weapon that is used by kids new to the game that requires no skill to use
Don't use the Fuel Rod Cannon. It is such a nOObcannon
noobcannon by baconfreak December 15, 2003

noobcannon 

1. In Battlefield Bad Company 1: The Artillery gun used by the U.S. and Russian teams to rape the objective base currently being contested.

2. In Bad Company 2: The M2 Carl Gustaf AT launcher and the chainguns on the AH-64, Mi-24, and Mi-28.

3. The Chopper Gunner, AT-4, or RPG-7 in MW2. Yes, I jsut said that.

4. The Handheld Minigun in CoD: Black Ops. Yes, I just said that too.
noob: w00t! I can haz Chopper Gunner

1337 player: Nice noobcannon on that bird, but you won't have it for long. Good night..........

*Stinger*

noob: WTF? What happened? *knife*

1337 player: XD
noobcannon by CoD playa hata September 13, 2010

noobcannon 

"I got a noobcannon"

Noobcannon 

Minigun, used primarily by noobs in Soldat who are Douche McBags. Also used by experts who want to humiliate people.
I just knifed that noob carrying the noobcannon.
Noobcannon by Sexmeplease January 22, 2007

Noob Cannon 

Weapon that is extremely easy to pwn with, or is ridiculously lame to use because it probably fires nuclear missiles at the opponent.
Counter Strike: "That fucking awp whore should put that noob cannon down and then try getting kills."

Call Of Duty: "Err lol how about you don't use a gun which has a million bullets with little to no recoil?!" - referring to the PPSH.

Etc etc.
Noob Cannon by XtRaVa October 12, 2005

noob cannon 

A weapon in a first person shooter which all the newbs use because its easy to kill others with, or they aren't ready or willing to give another gun a shot.
In Rainbow Six 3, the Grenade Launcher is the noob cannon, most servers don't even run it unless they want amusement.
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