noobat

noun, someone projecting their own self-esteem issue onto other players in video games accusing them of your own shortcomings

Look at that wanker, what a noobat

by Orlais May 30, 2022

Noobtrients

When a person who is playing a video game who is a noob, or sucks very badly at it, leaves to get food or drinks while still in the game.

Player1: Dude, where did this guy go?!?!
Player2: Don't worry, he is 0 and 8. He went to get his noobtrients.

by Boxxy94 July 20, 2009

Noobstomp

To employ strategies that will mercilessly and utterly destroy a noob, meaning someone who is inexperienced in a particular activity. Sometimes involves exploiting and spamming mechanics that many new players will not be familiar with, but often times results merely from a gap in skill level.

Couldn’t wait to get on Black Ops after Christmas and noobstomp all the little kids who just got it.
Did you see Tim and Josh play yugioh? Tim used a dark magician deck to noobstomp.
I’m not scared of war with North Korea, America could noobstomp them.

by rutgersopstrats69 December 2, 2018

Noobanese

Root words noob, newb, and noob.

1. The native language of the noobs.
2. A person of noob ancestry.

. Im sorry what did you say? I don't speak noobanese.
. Hey guyz im new, can ihave free itemss? kthnx!
. omgwtf, lag.
. Bullshhit fuckin cheater hax mother bitch hax0r newb.

by Dark6 September 11, 2005

noobtubery

The act of using a mounted grenade launcher non-stop

Da fuck is up with this noobtubery

by Mr.Badgeman December 17, 2009

noobacabra

a noob that is beyond the barrier. Someone so nooby they should be slapped with a raw trout.

Drew is a noobacabra

by Colin W. November 23, 2006

noobtard

Noobtards are the lowest on the food chain of internet gaming. 1) Usually associated with spawning, bots and other methods of griefing. 2) being a newb and thus totally sucking.

1. Man would you look at that noobtard over there, he's been in the same place all round.

2. Wow, that noobtard totally sucks.

by Skudd April 29, 2004