Noobathen is anyone who is clueless, clumsy, and is oblivious to the world around them. They try to shine, but their inability to walk, run, or even exist, gets in the way.
Your such a noobathen.
Ugh, what a noobathen.
Why are youacting like a noobathen?
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi