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n00bahol 

n00bahol or n00baholic refers to the upmost addiction and desperation to be a n00b. People that cling to their n00bish lifestyles and gaming methods.
They will usually digest several n00b hacks or cheats everyday to ensure their n00biness continues for ever.
n00baholic: Ahah I have l33tzor hax u beta run n00b!!"1
paul: ...k
n00bahol by Paul Fisher May 19, 2006
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n00balicious 

Something that directly relates to n00bish behavior.

for example, something is n00balicious if n00bs enjoy it, use it, or misuse it (being that they are n00bs).

also,

n00blalicious can be a way to describe particularly n00bish actions by someone
" damn, i can't believe he doesn't know how to direct his character. that's completely n00balicious"

or

"The way Rose acts around boys is completely n00balicious... she looks like an idiot"

noobaholic 

a person who can't stop looking at or helping noobs out. They also when trying not to be a noob look even more like a noob.
"yo look at that noobaholic tryin to impress those girls."

"i heard hes a noobaholic on ________ (your word goes here) cause hes being nice"
noobaholic by surfsup1212 September 11, 2006

noobaholic 

dude i know pwning is awsome but if you dont cut back i think you may become a noobaholic
noobaholic by blind_hawk July 5, 2008

n00balicious 

When something or someone is so bad at what they do (ex: Halo) that they are beyond a n00b, and you know they are.
That game was n00balicious, I owned the whole team.
n00balicious by stevesexcore February 25, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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