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noob nugget

1. someone who acts like an ass, or acts annoyingly, because of their inexperience with weed.
Josh: Dude i smoked with Phil last Friday, it was his second time and he acted like such a noob nugget
Joe: Maybe next time he will be more chill about it
noob nugget by 02Sombra March 2, 2010

camping noob nugget 

one who simple camps at spawn until everyone is dead, then continues to glitch the game in the death match so that he wins.
noob nugget: Bro I have so many wins I'm the ultimate boss!
Pro: bro, you have 0 kills you camping noob nugget.

Noob nugget

A insult to a person that is good at a game but uses noobish tatics in an attempt to win the game.
Dude! That guy is a noob nugget because he is using an M16 with an acog scope with red tiger camo.
Noob nugget by Eoy May 4, 2008

Noob Nugget

A dumbfuck who can't do the simplest things!
Person 1: WHY CAN'T I DRINK WATER?!?
Person 2: Maybe you're just a noob nugget.
Noob Nugget by kaaurid June 8, 2022

noobnugget 

A hunk of noobish flesh that clusters into a living being.
Look at that noobnugget, he's such a noob.
noobnugget by darkcloud784 November 9, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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