Simple: A noob that is obligated to do noobish stuff.
Broken down: Someone who lacks intelligence or common sense (i.e., noob) and has an obligation of being just as dumb as they seem.
Man, you're such a noobligation, you can't even spell 'amazing' correctly.
Person: Did you see THAT noobligation? Every day he comes into the lunch room thinking he's gonna get some food, and every day they tell him he still doesn't have any lunch money.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!