non-optional

a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances

Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.

non-optional by Sconie December 16, 2008

noptional 

The combination of not+optional; having to do something, not being able to decide against it, its not optional.

"Hey Morgan, want to go to Florida for spring break?'
"Oh, I dont know"
"Too bad, you're going. Its Noptional"

noptional by somerandomdude1257 December 1, 2013

non optional swingers party 

RAPE

Person 1: I just went to a non optional swingers party.
Person 2: Damn, that sucks.

non optional swingers party by TarzanIzKewl January 20, 2016

noptional 

Not an option.

She's wants you to watch the latest Twilight movie with her and miss the opening game of the NBA finals? That's completely noptional! Bros before hoes, man. Bros before hoes.

noptional by kokujin0125 November 25, 2009

Noptional 

There is no option. You have to comply.

Going to school this morning is noptional, you have to attend.

Noptional by mescatim January 25, 2019

noptional 

A gymnast who has been mobilized to an optional level before being physically ready to please either them or the parents.

I'm really excited to watch this session, there's a lot of noptionals in it.

noptional by Abandn March 8, 2020

Noptional 

Not an option

"On the matter or taking a voluntary pay cut, we collectively believe that is absolutely noptional."

Noptional by kokujin0125 September 19, 2023