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None of my business 

Used to forgo any personal responsibility regarding matters for which one does not feel responsible that are otherwise your business such as paying your bills or the contents of your fridge. Made popular by Christian Na of Pittsburgh.
What happens in my apartment is none of my business.

None of my business 

Ukrainian men are dying so you can get fucked by fat cocks you piece of shit.
Hym "Nothing is none of my business. You're a bigot."

None of my business 

YOU'RE GOING TO ADDRESS ME OR I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT YOU PIGS.
Hym "And if it doesn't come along with my money and the credit I'm going to do it anyway. IT'S MY LIFE! I TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S FOR YOU TRYING TO TAKE MINE! IF I DON'T MATTER YOUR KIDS DON'T! THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY TO THE PARENTS! 'NONE OF MY BUSINESS! OOPS! SORRY YOUR KID IS DEAD!' YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOU DOING THIS TO ME OR I WILL MAKE SOMEONE ELSE DO IT FOR YOU!"
None of my business by Hym Iam August 14, 2024

But that's none of my business

Usually said by Kermit the Frog while he is drinking his lipton tea. Bustin err'body's files onto the internet.

Example: Kermit: "Hello Pastor and First Lady- oh, that's not the first lady... but that's none of my business."

"Your boyfriend asked you to put your finger in his booty? Hm! He must be playing for the other team... but's that none of my business."
Kermit: "Hello Pastor and First Lady- oh, that's not the first lady... but that's none of my business."

"Your boyfriend asked you to put your finger in his booty? Hm! He must be playing for the other team... but's that none of my business."

But that's none of my buisness 

Sarcastic phrase featuring Kermit the frog from the muppets and is seen all over instagram
Bitches wanna drop money on that hot felon Jeremy Meeks but won't drop a dollar on the offering plate at church.

But that's none of my buisness
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briefcake 

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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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