2 definitions by The Dude of Bong-itude

That feeling (for guys, anyway) when you stand there trying to piss, and it feels like you have to fart, so you let fly and nothing happens.
I stood there for like thirty seconds before I non-farted. I was so disappointed
by The Dude of Bong-itude January 18, 2006
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Like hippie christmas, but this is when creepy goth kids pick through dumpsters looking for dead things so they can do god-knows-what with them.
"Dude, is that Evan digging through our dumpster?"
"Wait, what did you do with Muffy the Cat's body?"
"Oh, shit. Today is wiccan christmas, isn't it..."
by The Dude of Bong-itude January 15, 2006
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