nomnestic 

Characterized by having trouble remembering names.

He was so nomnestic that he couldn't remember the names of his siblings without stopping to think.

nomnestic by Gregory V. Richardson January 2, 2004

Noncestick

When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.

You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick

Noncestick by NJRuler November 6, 2019

have a nonstick do 

in Norwich and Birmingham, “have a nonstick do” is a common greeting used, meaning “i hope your poo doesn’t stick to the toilet”

it’s more common than you’d think, with even teachers using it when greeting children in schools!

person 1: aye mate, have a nonstick do!

person 2: you too pal!

have a nonstick do by sorryspeaking November 17, 2020

have a nonstick do 

A greeting being used in more and more of the UK, meaning, i hope your poo doesn’t stick to the toilet. A substitute for a ‘good morning’ / ‘goodbye’

Person 1 : right i better be off then mate
Person 2 : ah see ya, have a nonstick do

have a nonstick do by loudestecho October 1, 2022

Nomtastic

Really yummy food that is incredibly nang.
The person eating the delicious food may say "om nom nom" as they eat to show how much they are enjoying it.

"Om nom nom, that food was nomtastic!"
"Oh wow Becky! Your cakes were nomtastic!"
"Becky always makes nomtastic food"

Nomtastic by TheMasterWarriorSheep April 7, 2009

Nomtastic

used to describe what you're eating as fantastic.

2. it's so good that it needs it's own descriptive word that can't describe anything else as fantastic

This dinner is so good that it needs it's own descriptive word that can't describe anything else as fantastic so it's NOMtastic

Nomtastic by AleciaLJ May 29, 2009

nomnesia 

Is when you realize you've eatten something a few minutes ago, but have no idea of what or how much. Happens when eating while distracted, i.e. watching TV or while talking to a friend who is playing a videogame in front of you.

A waking person's version of sleep eating.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Amy Winehouse fainted again last week? Colin says she has lung cancer

Girl 2: Let me just finish my lunch here or i'll have nomnesia again and put on another 5lbs. This chicken salad is so good, i have to will myself not to get seconds

nomnesia by mrhazrd June 1, 2009