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A highly offensive term for french people.
Origins: Australia
Oh look, it's noivon.
noivon by Alex Glendenning March 6, 2008
Words you can keep
Nivon is the nicest, gentle, thoughtful person ever. Nivon is the living truth of being sweet(nice). He doubts people see him that way but people love how nice and positive he is. He’s a one in a lifetime boyfriend, friend and lover. He makes mistakes of course but that’s apart of growth. He’s the most attractive handsome man on earth. He stays strong and helps others in there time of need. He’s very tough and good at hiding his feelings but he’s soft hearted, sensitive, and caring. If you Nivon is your boyfriend your blessed.
My friend: Is that Nivon?
Me: Yea, that’s the walking sex sex symbol
Nivon by Avery Lynchpin November 22, 2021
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Originated from The Simpsons character professor Frink, that ends his mad scientist rants using the phrase noiven-kahoiven or some variant of it, possibly caused by tourretes. Used to describe someone or something that is or looks especially nerdy. A major noiven is someone who particularly has many of the same characteristics or features of professor Frink. Noiven does not have a designated connotation; it can be used or taken many ways.
That guy is a major noiven.

RTS games are fun, but so noiven.
noiven by matt8888 May 16, 2008

noidontshipthem 

Omg your so noidontshipthem

nivontaih 

a hard ass nigga that will beat anybody ass and say really nigga alot
what up nivontaih
nivontaih by wassupl December 17, 2019

noidontshipthem 

Being light skin
He is so noidontshipthem!
Nouvong is one of the most beautiful men on earth. His chest is bigger than the Paris Charles de Gaulles landing Runway. His musculature is worthy of a Greek god.
Nouvong do you even lift bro?
nouvong by Oui November 22, 2021
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

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A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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