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Originated from The Simpsons character professor Frink, that ends his mad scientist rants using the phrase noiven-kahoiven or some variant of it, possibly caused by tourretes. Used to describe someone or something that is or looks especially nerdy. A major noiven is someone who particularly has many of the same characteristics or features of professor Frink. Noiven does not have a designated connotation; it can be used or taken many ways.
That guy is a major noiven.

RTS games are fun, but so noiven.
noiven by matt8888 May 16, 2008
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Baeyg Noibend! 

Noun, A statement to be proudly exclaimed when engaging in coitus, when it is evident the recipent of one's cock has never taken one of equivalent size.
You ever had a cock before?" "No" "Liar, you've had a few in there, maybe not this big though... Baeyg Noibend!"
Baeyg Noibend! by Dahoogulus January 20, 2017
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She is an interesting soul with a colorful personality. She usually gives the best advice and can be a good friend. She might throw tantrums sometimes but just know that she will always be there for her friends. She doesn’t trust easily but once you’ve gained her trust you won’t ever lose it!
“Joe go find yourself a Novena” Said dad to Joe.
Novena by SpongebobLover2005 June 3, 2020
Niven is a name that comes from the Celtic language. It means Royalty. Nivens are sweet, kind and humble but very stressful and ill-tempered.
"My Best friend is Niven"
Niven by Le phagite December 26, 2019
Means "nerve". "If I Only Had the Noive" is a quote from "The Wizard of Oz" (1939 film) sung by the lion.
The actors natural regional accent was exploited and emphasized for comic effect in this song, which includes several words that are pronounced in a stereotypically "Brooklynese" way: "voive" for "verve", "desoive" for "deserve", and "noive" for "nerve".
Used in Internet Forums to describe or to exaggerate the assurance of a poster.
"Then I'm sure to get a brain; a heart; a home; the nerve"
"The noive of some people ..."
"This guy has the noive to ..."
noive by igarp December 24, 2008
A mathematical expression equalling exactly one and one half (1 1/2).
"The plank of wood is niven feet long."
Niven by Greg November 19, 2003
The BEST Pokemon, will outspeed and sweep your team. And it learns iron tail so fairy types ain't no thing.
Me: Noivern is the best pokemon
My Friend:you're just saying that because it's your favorite
Me: That's WHY it's the best
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