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the absence of testicular fortitude; no balls; gutless; opposite of cohones
Tim was big man on campus in private, but in public he really showed his nohones.
nohones by trcc May 11, 2009
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Nohoesinitis 

The very severe sickness of having no hoes. Side effects : violently pooping out neon green, neon red or highlighter yellow, going in and out of illusions, and randomly screaming. It can be fixed with one thing. Hoes. Yes that's correct, hoes. It is associated with Ligma.
Anonymous: Help I'm pooping highlighter yellow.
Person: "OH NO YOU HAVE Nohoesinitis
One that DOES NOT get hoes in any way shape form or hoe. This person cannot get hoes no matter what and will go to hell because they are not hoe ascended. NOHOES!
Bruhh i just took this dudes chick! (basedgod) damn he was NoHoes!
NoHoes by (basedhoejesus) February 20, 2011

nohoeschriss 

A god amongst men. Mr. bitches himself. Life of the party, everyone wants to party with him atleast ONCE.
Have you seen that NoHoesChriss guy? Once he gets a bitch on him it’s hard to get her off him.

Man I wanna party with NoHoesChriss.
nohoeschriss by Wyd step sis January 18, 2020
noun

1. the state(s) of no regulations of personalities
• the self(s) as an experiment of being alive
• the self(s) in constant reinvention with craziness, colours and fire

2. the process(es) of being closer than nothing-in-between
• the disappearance of regulations in relationships
• the rediscovery of the other, everyday, with lines that never will be drawn
We're NOONES.

We have a NOONES relationship.
NOONES by iidaida June 24, 2011

Nononess 

To be adorable, cute, lovable, dreamy and sweet. Nono can also be used as a singular for the name of ones childhood toy.
Example 1: Shannon had such nononess

Example 2: Kholi showed a lot of nononess

Example 3: Victoria (a girl who also pertained much nononess): "I can't sleep without my nono!"

Boy: Oh wow that girl, such nono so many feels
Nononess by Bluejasminepuspus February 9, 2014
North Hollywood, abbreviated
I'm form nohoes 818!
Nohoes by 818 Girl September 10, 2009
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