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NoHoes 

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One that DOES NOT get hoes in any way shape form or hoe. This person cannot get hoes no matter what and will go to hell because they are not hoe ascended. NOHOES!
Bruhh i just took this dudes chick! (basedgod) damn he was NoHoes!
NoHoes by (basedhoejesus) February 20, 2011
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Nohoes 

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North Hollywood, abbreviated
I'm form nohoes 818!
Nohoes by 818 Girl September 10, 2009
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nohoeschriss • Nohoesinitis • nohoesjim • no hoe • nohones • Nooest • nyohoes • i ain’t got no hoes • Xavier has no hoes! • This is why you get no hoes

i ain’t got no hoes 

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What Niggas/Bitches say when they’re fucking with more than one at a time but lie to your face about no talking to no one else(CHEATING LANGUAGE)They then start swearing and going off because they know they were caught .They then go to tell you you the only one when they’ve also said that to 3 other girls☹️
“Baby girl I ain’t got no hoes “
“Babe I ain’t got no hoes you the only nigga in my life I swear”
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This is why you get no hoes 

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The thing someone says oh o you when you do or say something downright stupid.
Me: What if you have trouble exhaling and need an exhaler to suck air outta you?
Sum friend: stfu this is why you get no hoes
Me: ...... dang ;-;
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Nohoesinitis 

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The very severe sickness of having no hoes. Side effects : violently pooping out neon green, neon red or highlighter yellow, going in and out of illusions, and randomly screaming. It can be fixed with one thing. Hoes. Yes that's correct, hoes. It is associated with Ligma.
Anonymous: Help I'm pooping highlighter yellow.
Person: "OH NO YOU HAVE Nohoesinitis
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nohones

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the absence of testicular fortitude; no balls; gutless; opposite of cohones
Tim was big man on campus in private, but in public he really showed his nohones.
nohones by trcc May 11, 2009
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nohoeschriss 

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A god amongst men. Mr. bitches himself. Life of the party, everyone wants to party with him atleast ONCE.
Have you seen that NoHoesChriss guy? Once he gets a bitch on him it’s hard to get her off him.

Man I wanna party with NoHoesChriss.
nohoeschriss by Wyd step sis January 18, 2020
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