NoHoes
One that DOES NOT get hoes in any way shape form or hoe. This person cannot get hoes no matter what and will go to hell because they are not hoe ascended. NOHOES!
NoHoes by (basedhoejesus) February 20, 2011
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Nohoes
North Hollywood, abbreviated
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i ain’t got no hoes
What Niggas/Bitches say when they’re fucking with more than one at a time but lie to your face about no talking to no one else(CHEATING LANGUAGE)They then start swearing and going off because they know they were caught .They then go to tell you you the only one when they’ve also said that to 3 other girls☹️
i ain’t got no hoes by RealLanguage67 May 24, 2018
This is why you get no hoes
Me: What if you have trouble exhaling and need an exhaler to suck air outta you?
Sum friend: stfu this is why you get no hoes
Me: ...... dang ;-;
Sum friend: stfu this is why you get no hoes
Me: ...... dang ;-;
This is why you get no hoes by Thatsuperswagperson March 22, 2021
Nohoesinitis
The very severe sickness of having no hoes. Side effects : violently pooping out neon green, neon red or highlighter yellow, going in and out of illusions, and randomly screaming. It can be fixed with one thing. Hoes. Yes that's correct, hoes. It is associated with Ligma.
Nohoesinitis by DoodleMyBeloved but for learns December 15, 2022
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nohoeschriss
A god amongst men. Mr. bitches himself. Life of the party, everyone wants to party with him atleast ONCE.
Have you seen that NoHoesChriss guy? Once he gets a bitch on him it’s hard to get her off him.
Man I wanna party with NoHoesChriss.
Man I wanna party with NoHoesChriss.
nohoeschriss by Wyd step sis January 18, 2020
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