The disease of the
lonely and
pathetic, characterized by a marked lack of any sort of friends. It is speculated that not even the
mother of one with this condition even cares for him or her, and there is no known cure nor will there ever be one.
"Why does this
guy keep trying to hang with us all the
time? He's
like a satellite..."
"Oh, he's got no friends. Must be nofriendsdiseaseitis."