The disease of the lonely and pathetic, characterized by a marked lack of any sort of friends. It is speculated that not even the mother of one with this condition even cares for him or her, and there is no known cure nor will there ever be one.

"Why does this guy keep trying to hang with us all the time? He's like a satellite..."

"Oh, he's got no friends. Must be nofriendsdiseaseitis."

NoFriendsDiseaseItis by Daem0n February 10, 2009

Nofre

Nofre - noun

1. A situation where there is no backing out and one must follow through and take the consequences that follow. (Consequences are usually extremely severe).

2. A life changing situation, for the worse.

Joe - Dan?
Dan - hey bro, wassup?
Joe - I had a nofre yesterday...
--long moment of silence--
Dan - did u...
Joe - yea... i proposed to Janet...

Nofre by dray3645 October 30, 2013

nofriendo

a nick name for the nintendo game system that pretty much speaks for itself. constant video gaming + no friends

What you going to play nofriendo all night long or are you going out.

nofriendo by chillcat May 30, 2003

nofrawd

nofrawd (sometimes referred to as "daddy" or "oomf with a hot voice") is a twitter user most likely known for his hot voice, which many bottoms simp over.

"nofrawd pls ram me"

"oomf with a hot voice needs to choke me"

nofrawd by anonymoustwtstan November 1, 2020

Nofrills

Only the most Badass store. EVERYONE wants to work at Nofrills. And everyone who does HATES it but wont quit because Nofrills employees ROCK

Ashley: Hey Chase, What u up to today?!

Chase: Oh just goin to work at Nofrills!
Ashley: Hells Yes! Im Jealous. Nofrills is soo BADASS

Nofrills by Awesomenesssssss July 19, 2009

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026