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a nice boy who is calm, attracts girls and can get crazy under the sheets if needed
that boy is a nachum
nachum by the blahbadoobadibah February 27, 2016

nonhumorous definition 

a definition of a word that contains absolutely no humor. Upon reading the definition, the reader does not laugh, giggle, smile, grin, or even smirk, for the definition lacks anything that could be found to be even slightly funny to a stoned person. These definitions are found rampantly through the urban dictionary, but who gives a shit.
The above definition is a nonhumorous definition because it is more a rant that was given in a rather serious tone, although the speaker is one who occasionally drops subtle sarcastic remarks.

Nonhumielsic 

An adjective meaning neither wet, nor dry

*nonhumielsic is not a real word, but we would like it to be one
Scientists argue over whether water is wet or dry, so instead they refer to it as nonhumielsic.
Nonhumielsic by viettownn November 26, 2019
A common appearance of someone in your dreams who remembers and is aware of the fact that you are dreaming. Most commonly a love interest, guardian and angel.
' I keep seeing this person in my dreams, I think they're a nochu'
nochu by Bun June 19, 2017
Latin for "darkness". Also used in the meaning of "hell" and "eternal damnation", when people are being send "at noctum", which means literally "into the darkness".
Nate from American Hustle Life gave Jungkook that nickname when they were rapping about something and Kookie said Nochu instead of not you.
V: "Hey Nochu, do the windmill"
Jungkook: "Nochu? Hha ok"
Nochu by Jjiwoo January 30, 2019