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A guy who sucks at everything and homosexual like no other
Your acting like a nachum
nachum by wassyyy May 31, 2015
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You are acting like a complete nachum
Nachum by Peeepeee June 19, 2016
The sexual act of puking on your female partner whilst receiving a blowjob.
Look at that sweet piece of ass, I sure would love to give her a nachman!
nachman by Toby Keef January 5, 2016
Nahum is someone who is laidback and very easy to talk to, he knows how to have a good laugh and will always have you smiling.beautiful hair and gives the best hugs!!he’s sweet and knows his way around the bedroom 10/10 stroke game. He may have anger issues and will definitely throw a chair at you if you try to tell him to suck his mum…so don’t do that. But overall is a fun charismatic guy, girls if you find you a nahum treat him well cause if you are disloyal you will never get him back and just know he will always find out, eyes at the back of his head. One of the best people to have as a friend cause he will be there to the very end
Girl:yeah she cheated on nahum and he found out

Other girl: well that’s wraps cause he definitely won’t take her back now
Nahum by Yourfavstinkstink October 20, 2021
One of the best ships ever. Nacho just goes down on Lucy so hard during State last year. The carnage and instant shock caused when they started getting rough was brilliant. Legend has it that even though they are in different schools and broke up, they still meet to bang. NACHUCY FOR LIFE
Holy shit, that's some serious NACHUCY that happened on the bus.
Nachucy by straightasapole October 16, 2019
The most badass name in history.

Nahum is a biblical name which stands for 'the consoler'. So, if your name is Nahum congratulations, don't ever play yourself!
Keep grinding my dawg!
Guy 1: ey yo dawg, pass the blunt
Guy 2: nothing's left anymore fam, Nahum smoked 'em
Nahum: sorry fam.
Guy 1: Nahum, you f*cking badass!

(everybody dies in laughter)
Nahum by Nitrodex December 31, 2016
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