A pain induced by either too much masturbation or viamasturbating too many times in a 24 hour period. Usually results in an enlarged glans that throbs red, and not in the usual good way - it hurts!
Word used to describe Derren Brown's right hand man/assistant and hairy friend - Coops. It caused a bit of a stir on the illusionist's fan forum when the lot of them tried to figure out what it meant, when it was discovered there was a mention of it on the credits of 'Trick of the Mind' or one of his shows. Google it and find out more. . .
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"