noaway 

The people who are good at disc golf, but never seem to get a sponsor because they are always good for a 860 rated round.

They’ve been playing for over 15 years and can shoot 1000 and have done it but happen to just cruise at the 940 level their whole career.

Noaway they’ll ever get a sponsorship.

There’s Noaway Scotty ever get a sponsorship. He is good, but sometimes he shits the bed.

noaway by Jomer17 January 19, 2024

Norway 

The country that lasted longer than France in WWII

62 days. Norway lasted 62 days. 16 more than France.

Norway by PototatoK July 10, 2017

norwayish 

I am from Norway....and I speak NORWEGIAN.

Hey, you are from Norway, right?
Sure am.
What do you speak in Norway? Norwayish?
No, are you crazy? What language is that? I speak Norwegian!

norwayish by Norske Nat July 31, 2008

Norway 

A place where you can get hotdogs wrapped in bacon at the 7/11, something I can't believe hasn't appeared all over America yet.

A place where 90% of the people are extremely attractive, and obese people are hard to find.

A place that will cost you an arm and a leg to visit because of the extremely high standard of living Norwegians enjoy - due in part to the country's massive oil reserves.

The best place in the world to live, according to the UN.

Damn, that bacon dog was delicious! Too bad it cost me 50 Krones and now I can't afford to take the trikk back into town!

Norway by kwirk June 22, 2005

Planet Norway 

Blasphemous place of perpetual frost and darkness! Known as Earth before the Return of the Necrowizard! Acolytes serve his Unholy Name! Posers freeze.

All gay people and music became extinct upon the materialization of Planet Norway

Planet Norway by Morbid Thor December 29, 2004

Norway 

Not to be confused with Sweden. Despite having very cold winters, is the best place in the world. If you aren't there right now, go there. A country that nobody hates. The women are hot, but not sluts.

Possibly the only way to improve Norway would be to make a couple of bigger cities. Oslo is the biggest city, though isn't really that big at all. If you want a modest town that reflects the perfect Norwegian way of life, go to Trondheim. All Norway needs is one or two cities the size of Brisbane or Melbourne.

Norwegian people are:
As easy-going as Australians, though as gracious as the British.
As not-caring as the Americans, though as courteous as the, erm, British.
As skilled as the Australians, though as modest as the Australians. (hehe)
As outgoing as the Americans, though as respectful as the Kiwis.
As attractive as the Swedish, though as un-slutty as the Asexuals.

Mummy! Mummy! Can I go to Norway?

Norway by sj0r December 9, 2003

Nowaytoescape 

Old player of World Conquest and big fan of dick and balls at the age of 14.
Sounds asian.
Had sex with a trap.

Conqueror from World Conquest

"You lied about being a girl when your actually transgender, I hate you bitch, I hate you fucking bitch. MHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
~ Nowaytoescape 2019, November 1st

Nowaytoescape by WC Man Winston November 9, 2019