no offence

Said purposefully straight after a direct insult to take any heat off.

Your a dickhead, no offence

by ChopStiR January 21, 2011

no offence

1. A phrase said in embarrassment after accidentally insulting someone.

2. A phrase used to crudely draw attention yourself, and the fact that you're about to say something offensive.

Say "No offence, but..." -
and everyone within earshot will have paused to hear the outrageous insulting gobshite you're about to come out with.

A: "No offence, bu-"
B: "SHUT THE F**K UP YOU TOOL"

by tiggly April 8, 2005

no offence

An excuse to insult someone. Anyone who uses this word is a tool.

"No offense, but you're a fucking chink honky dyke skank turdburglar nancy."

"None taken"

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

no offence

A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.

"no offence" but you are fat and lazy...

by Skryko December 5, 2019

no offence

What one says after realising one has said a slightly racist, sexist, homophobic or other comment in front of a person of the supposedly offended social group. The person will typically reply with "None taken"

A: That nigger's an idiot!

B: *looks round*

A: No offence

B: None taken.

by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004

no offence

Used to tell someone what you really think of someone and them not being offended by what you say. No matter how rude you are about it.

"No offence Obama but you are fucking the country up."

by theepicking October 30, 2009

no offence

What you say right before offending someone.

No offence, but your hear looks like sh*t.

by bamboomy January 15, 2011