No Offence 

No offence, usually said right before someone horribly insults you. It removes guilt from them and so they can say anything, however cruel without feeling remorseful.

Tony: "No Offence, but you look like you fell on your face when you were born."

No Offence by 56jack87 December 15, 2009

no offence 

Said purposefully straight after a direct insult to take any heat off.

Your a dickhead, no offence

no offence by ChopStiR January 21, 2011

no offence 

1. A phrase said in embarrassment after accidentally insulting someone.

2. A phrase used to crudely draw attention yourself, and the fact that you're about to say something offensive.

Say "No offence, but..." -
and everyone within earshot will have paused to hear the outrageous insulting gobshite you're about to come out with.

A: "No offence, bu-"
B: "SHUT THE F**K UP YOU TOOL"

no offence by tiggly April 8, 2005

no offence 

An excuse to insult someone. Anyone who uses this word is a tool.

"No offense, but you're a fucking chink honky dyke skank turdburglar nancy."

"None taken"

no offence by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

no offence 

A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.

"no offence" but you are fat and lazy...

no offence by Skryko December 5, 2019

No Offence 

Making fun of someone, but telling them to get mad.

With saying No Offence:
Mike:Hey Bob
Bob: What?
Mike: No Offence dude, but your mom is fat.
Bob: oh its cool

Without saying No Offence:
Mike: Hey bob
Bob:what?
Mike:your mom is fat
Bob: OH HELL NO, YOUR ASS IS GRASS

No Offence by Scrooge McFucks Honey Bin January 9, 2011

no offence 

What one says after realising one has said a slightly racist, sexist, homophobic or other comment in front of a person of the supposedly offended social group. The person will typically reply with "None taken"

A: That nigger's an idiot!

B: *looks round*

A: No offence

B: None taken.

no offence by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004