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No Get

A common phrase used by high school and college students. An arrogant saying that will piss anybody off that you address it to. A quick way of saying "You're not funny." The popularity of "No get" appears to have derived from the saying "That gets me" or "That got me" after someone said something hilarious.
Teacher: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Me: ... How...
Teacher: You never see any rabbits wearing glasses!
Me: NO GET
Class: *laughs hysterically*
Teacher: ... Fuck you...
by G0Y K4NG July 21, 2014
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You Get No Bitches

Someone who does not have any girlfriends, sneaky links, or girl partner in any way.
by idkwhattoputherelmao March 4, 2022
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Get no bitches

When there are 7.753 billion people in the world and you can't get into any of their pants.
Sammy : "I just got an ace in valorant!"
Trish : "This is why you get no bitches"
by jdkdjsjndkjnf March 26, 2022
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you get no play

you get no play is broward slang
it means you get no bitches or you get no pussy
friend: me and this bih finna link
me: stop lyin you get no play😂
by deadboytay January 16, 2023
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Chinglish translation of the Chinese saying - 男人不坏,女人不爱. (Real meaning: Ladies like naughty men)

The phrase 'pet pet' means ass in Cantonese slang.

When used in full form, it means that if the guy is not naughty, he will not get ladies (or get laid)
Person 1: Eh, why is that jerk so popular amongst girls?

Person 2: Do you know boy no bad bad, get no pet pet?

or

Person 1: Why am I still single?

Person 2: Ayo you need to stop being a nerd. Remember, boy no bad bad, get no pet pet.
by Historia Rice February 3, 2022
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This is why you get no hoes

The thing someone says oh o you when you do or say something downright stupid.
Me: What if you have trouble exhaling and need an exhaler to suck air outta you?
Sum friend: stfu this is why you get no hoes
Me: ...... dang ;-;
by Thatsuperswagperson March 22, 2021
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snitches get no bitches

a phrase to say to a pussy ass nigga who is gonna snitch
Tyrone: hey want some weed jimmy

Jimmy: im telling

Tyrone: snitches get no bitches LITTLE NIGGA, NOW GET THE FUCK OVER HERE
by JimmyNeuson September 18, 2018
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