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no 'count
no 'count by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004
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no-count
someone that is insignificant.
a person who chooses apathy.
a person who stands for nothing.
a couch potato.
a person who chooses apathy.
a person who stands for nothing.
a couch potato.
That old geezer saw that car hit hit me but he will not be a witness. He's just another no-count.
My bro won't get off the couch. He's turned into a absolute no-count
My bro won't get off the couch. He's turned into a absolute no-count
no-count by jeff Martin April 4, 2006
aint no count
an expression used in rural parts of the south..mostly mountain folk and hillbillies. This expression means the product is a piece of shit or not worth a hill of beans. not to be confused with "no count" which can be used by most southerners with bad grammer and low self-esteem.
jim bob cooter - "I got this here phone the other day and it aint no count!"
salesman - "uuuhhhh is there something wrong with phone sir??"
jim bob cooter - " this here phone aint no count."
salesman - " so there is something wrong with it."
jim bob cooter - "im tryin to tell you it aint no count!!"
salesman - "????"
salesman - "uuuhhhh is there something wrong with phone sir??"
jim bob cooter - " this here phone aint no count."
salesman - " so there is something wrong with it."
jim bob cooter - "im tryin to tell you it aint no count!!"
salesman - "????"
aint no count by Arich August 16, 2006
Ain't no count
Adjective phrase used to dismiss something as useless or woefully underperforming. Usually used to describe a lazy or incompetent worker or a sub-par piece of equipment.
Ain't no count by Wildn May 20, 2022
on god no crosses count
Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
on god no crosses count by Bailedx March 21, 2024
I swear to god no crosses count
U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t
I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count
No u didn’t
I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024
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