When your asshole roommate is
hooking up with a girl and he cant get past first base and you're just really tryna
sleep.
Shoot him the text: no head, no bed, bro. And he gets the message.
Filip: hey bro i hear kayla's in your bed
Woody:not gettin to far
Filip: no head, no bed bro, i
got a
test tomorrow.
Woody: gotchu 15 minutes.