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Njongo - Tom slept with your mom last night
Njongo mom slept with Tom. Nigga
njongo by Iiiuuuuuuuffderr November 23, 2021
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nongooglicious 

When you Google search something, it is not found at all! This is most relative to people search. You are not satisfying to the Google search gods.
I am nongooglicious. If you search my name, you will not find me related to any page or image.
nongooglicious by nvrminds December 1, 2010
A big fat juicy ignjoooo onion
Njonjo is an ignjoo gomno lajnooo
njonjo by Ignjo November 16, 2022

Nongoodable 

When something is not bad enough to be bad, but it's not good either.
How was dinner?
It was nongoodable.
Nongoodable by Yotam&rebeckah September 4, 2021

Nkongolo 

Nkongolo the sexiest, funniest, and most attractive person you will ever see.!!if you have a boyfriend named nkongolo he will never cheat on you and is only into people his age or older. this man or boy is truly perfect oh did i forget to say he is very good at sports.
the guy thats walking down here he is sexy

his name is Nkongolo
Nkongolo by super bling January 14, 2022
I was beaten nyongolo
nyongolo by escoban March 31, 2023
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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