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shirt nipple 

when you pull on a shirt of a certain material, causing a section of it to stick out and stay that way until smoothed out.
Person 1: "It's so hot out my shirt keeps sticking to my stomach" *pinches / pulls bottom of shirt out*
Person 2: "Now you have a shirt nipple"
shirt nipple by -lori- June 1, 2010

New shirt nipples 

When someone forgets to iron out the creases that intersect at the nipples on a new dress shirt. They are seen most often at weddings and other formal events where people who rarely dress up are forced to.
"Check it out! Terry forgot to iron out his new shirt nipples!"
New shirt nipples by Plan February 5, 2013

nippleshit 

a derogatory term for a dumbass bitch
“Baylee, quit being such a fucking nippleshit”
nippleshit by Pinky-a-Ring July 4, 2019

nippleshit 

adjective; can be used as an insult to someone, usually not regarded as derogatory, but playful.
"Hey, ya little nippleshit, get your ass over here!"
nippleshit by le chat triste July 23, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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