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shirt nipple 

when you pull on a shirt of a certain material, causing a section of it to stick out and stay that way until smoothed out.
Person 1: "It's so hot out my shirt keeps sticking to my stomach" *pinches / pulls bottom of shirt out*
Person 2: "Now you have a shirt nipple"
shirt nipple by -lori- June 1, 2010

New shirt nipples 

When someone forgets to iron out the creases that intersect at the nipples on a new dress shirt. They are seen most often at weddings and other formal events where people who rarely dress up are forced to.
"Check it out! Terry forgot to iron out his new shirt nipples!"
New shirt nipples by Plan February 5, 2013

nippleshit 

a derogatory term for a dumbass bitch
Baylee, quit being such a fucking nippleshit”
nippleshit by Pinky-a-Ring July 4, 2019

nippleshit 

adjective; can be used as an insult to someone, usually not regarded as derogatory, but playful.
"Hey, ya little nippleshit, get your ass over here!"
nippleshit by le chat triste July 23, 2003

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026