nipalese

a substance that reduces the dryness of the nipples

"pass the nipalese, my tits are drier than a Kathmandu back street"

by dung rod July 6, 2003

Nepalese Bliss

1. A black tarry hashish with white streaks of opium ash running through it.

2. Something so strong it's religious.

If anyone ever offers you a hit of Nepalese Bliss you'd better turn it down unless you really want to get off.

by VortecSpace May 25, 2008

Nepalese Bliss

If you're a bad kid, it's a good thing for you.

Nepalese Bliss? It'll take your head right off!

by J Treehorn June 13, 2022

nipanese

Alternate name for a Japanese person

I used to drive a Mitsubishi and it was one big piece of nipanese shit.

by KBK January 23, 2005

nepalese hand sandwich

is when you're stuck without anywhere to take a dump, so you dump in your hand. Comes from tradition in Nepal, where the word for "hand" is the same for the word for "toilet".

Dude, on the way to work today I took a Nepalese hand sandwich!

WTF bro?

I was stuck in traffic without anywhere to take a dump so I had to take a dump in my hand and toss it out the window.

by SMaC May 16, 2014

Nepalese Mit

When you squeeze all five fingers (to the 2nd) knuckle into a vagina that is as hairy as a wild animal.

Bert was so deep in her mountain goat like vagina he looked like he was wearing a Nepalese Mit.

by Frieda Shiels April 21, 2018

Nepalese Hat Dance

The act of bludgeoning a woman, moments after she has given birth, with the newborn fetus by grasping the umbilical cord and slamming her repeatedly in the head.

I didn't care if she was pregnant with my child, that bitch was going to get a Nepalese Hat Dance as soon as the runt came out.

by Durty Sanchez August 16, 2003