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Ninja Penguin Buddy 

(AKA NPB) When someone sneaks over to your house at 3 in the morning to put a penguin, of any sort, on your balcony using ninja skills. This is usually done to show someone that good things do happen to good people. If the penguin is accepted by the receiving person then the two become Ninja Penguin Buddies.
Dude, have you met my Ninja Penguin Buddy yet? He is totally legit.

Solar-Powered Ninja Penguin

A Penguin that is Solar-Powered and just so happens to posess Ninja qualities.

see also:
Siamese Pygmy Pole-Vaulter
I have no example. I am writing stuff so the system will accept this.

ninjaengineer 

1. Highly trained black ops personnel adept at breaking and entering and demolitions and hand-to-hand combat. Usually found only in movies.

2. A software engineer or IT person who comes into the office after hours in order to disable employee monitoring software.
I felt like a fucking ninjaengineer last weekend when I disabled my boss' fucking spyware.
ninjaengineer by cutelyaware November 16, 2010