Definitions by cutelyaware

assimmolation 

Lighting farts; what else?

Jake's assimmolation caught Betty's hair on fire and went straight to YouTube.

assimmolation by cutelyaware January 22, 2011

ninjaengineer 

1. Highly trained black ops personnel adept at breaking and entering and demolitions and hand-to-hand combat. Usually found only in movies.

2. A software engineer or IT person who comes into the office after hours in order to disable employee monitoring software.

I felt like a fucking ninjaengineer last weekend when I disabled my boss' fucking spyware.

ninjaengineer by cutelyaware November 16, 2010