ninja lining 

When you manage to do a line of cocaine without anyone seeing you.

🙅🏻👃🏻 is the emoji used for ninja lining so no one knows what you're talking about (stealth just like a ninja)

Seal wanna go ninja lining tonight?

Or

Seal wanna 🙅🏻👃🏻 tonight?

ninja lining by squidding July 24, 2016

ninja linking 

Using a false address as the text mask for a hyperlink with the intention of keeping actual hyperlink secret until too late.

using VB code;

url=www.ratemypoo.comwww.coolbeans.com/url

the above code would display as "www.coolbeans.com" but once clicked, the "www.ratemypoo.com" link is opened.

ninja linking by Wawa February 21, 2003

ninja linking 

when you shwo someone a link and when they click it, it doesn't take you to where you thought it would be. Primarily used for prankes that take you to www.goatse.cx or www.youdontknowwhoiam.org alot of fun if used correctly.

I fucking got ninja linked while at work, I've been reprimanded.

ninja linking by Anonymous February 10, 2003

Ninja-Commenting / Liking 

When one Comments or Likes a post up to 2 seconds after its posted. (On Facebook.)

WARNING: This action can get very annoying for the person recieving the notifications.

Girl 1: Oh man, I was on Facebook last night, and this guy is TOTALLY ninja-commenting / liking everything I post! SOO annoying.

Girl 2: Oh jees. That sucks...

Ninja-Commenting / Liking by LoLfAcEbOoKfTw October 20, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019