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The word NILP stands for "Noob I'd like to pwn"

The word comes from MILF, or "Mother I'd like to fuck"
Student: "Our math teacher is such a NILP"

Math Teacher: "Grow up"
NILP by Brad Getman March 20, 2008
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Nilp is a bird, what type of bird? No clue. Just a bird.
“Oh look, Nilp is raging.”
Nilp by ilikeshoppingcarts July 13, 2023

nilpferd 

Lighten up on Smedley...he's a nilpferd.
nilpferd by harry flashman July 13, 2003

nilpferd 

German/English slang for Horse's ass. (pferd=horse, nil=zero/"O")
Bubba wasn't sure how he felt about Rodney calling him a nilpferd, so he hurt him real bad.
nilpferd by megnao flimpis July 28, 2003
Usually a eye surgeon that enjoys cheese and naps usually occurring in the afternoon
She's a great nilpa
nilpa by Kcfollower108 August 1, 2021
A crime against nothing
There was nilpomy.
nilpomy by Gew Zabs November 25, 2023
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doorwall 

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011
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Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
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WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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