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The word NILP stands for "Noob I'd like to pwn"

The word comes from MILF, or "Mother I'd like to fuck"
Student: "Our math teacher is such a NILP"

Math Teacher: "Grow up"
NILP by Brad Getman March 20, 2008
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Nilp is a bird, what type of bird? No clue. Just a bird.
“Oh look, Nilp is raging.”
Nilp by ilikeshoppingcarts July 13, 2023

nilpferd 

Lighten up on Smedley...he's a nilpferd.
nilpferd by harry flashman July 13, 2003

nilpferd 

German/English slang for Horse's ass. (pferd=horse, nil=zero/"O")
Bubba wasn't sure how he felt about Rodney calling him a nilpferd, so he hurt him real bad.
nilpferd by megnao flimpis July 28, 2003
Usually a eye surgeon that enjoys cheese and naps usually occurring in the afternoon
She's a great nilpa
nilpa by Kcfollower108 August 1, 2021
A crime against nothing
There was nilpomy.
nilpomy by Gew Zabs November 25, 2023