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nightstallion 

Can refer to two totally-different bed-related things:
(1) A good, happy, peaceful dream
(2) An exceptionally virile and energetic dude who literally wants to "do it till dawn".
I never understood why bad dreams were called nightMARES and good dreams are nightSTALLIONS... in the stock-breeding world, we all know that mares are much easier to saddle-break than stallions, so why give "da ladies" such a bad rap??
nightstallion by QuacksO November 21, 2018
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nightstalling 

Verb. Trying to stay up as late as possible, even though you have nothing to do.
-You look horrible
-I was nightstalling yesterdAY
nightstalling by JimmityJam August 18, 2015
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