night-water cum

night-water cum is the splooge that several cadets leave in the glass of water you keep on your nightstand after they jack off into it.

When I wake up in the morning, I always have night-water cum in my glass and the taste of my roomies' jizz in my mouth!

night-water cum by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

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night-water cum

night-water cum is the pearly-white cumshots of other guys who jack off in the water glass of nightstand water a guy drinks during the night when he's thirsty.

My roomies are frequently jacking off in my water glass and leaving me night-water cum to drink!

night-water cum by USAF Cadet August 9, 2021

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night-water cum

night-water cum is the cum that one or more of a guy's roommies jacks off into.

Some of my roomies are leaving me night-water cum -- I wake up to get a drink and my cup is full of their cumshots!

night-water cum by USAF Cadet August 4, 2021

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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