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Night Crawlers 

A suggestively homosexual game created by Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The game consists of people crawling around in the night on the floor of a dark room together like worms in sleeping bags, one would assume.

The game has been played by Charlie Kelly for years according to an old friend "Schmitty", who also suggests it be taken up a notch with the implementation of blankets, “They could be the dirt!” Frank enthuses. “Or a force field,” Schmitty suggests. Charlie dislikes the idea saying it is an “imagination-based game".
Why do we never play night crawlers anymore, HUH?!?

Night Crawlers 

Billy, please show the jury where he touched you when you played night crawlers.
Night Crawlers by Edward Mulligan December 9, 2009

one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck 

Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout
His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.

Night Crawler 

Someone who shows up at the house ninja style for a booty call, sneaks in the house, and crawls into your bed.
Did any night crawlers show up at your house last night.
Night Crawler by Kevintps June 12, 2007

Night Crawler 

A low key term used to inform your buddy that jail bait is present.

(night crawlers = bait.)
Michael wanted to make a move on the group of girls at the party but was quickly briefed by a fellow bro that they were night crawlers... Michael didn't care.

Ryan didn't sleep for a week after finding out he raw dogged a night crawler he met at the halloween party.

(2 bro's at Coachella) This place is littered with Night Crawlers!

I know I'm loving it!

Night Crawler 

A worm used for fishing. It is very long and thick. Anything but Trout go after it
When we went fishing we used night crawlers for bait and the boy caught a 2 pound bass.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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