Nigger #1: Hey, did you see that bitch?!
Nigger #2: Hot damn, that ass just seems to pull me towards her.
Black Dude #1: I can't explain it, but I feel like I'm drawn to her, like it's fate.
Black Dude #1's Friend: Fate? It ain't fate, have you see that ass? Pure nigger magnet right there!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).