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nigger rigging 

To fix something regardless of how it looks and ther amount of time it lasts. Using any materials that are available to you in a creative way to make something work.
Using rubber bands to hold your steering wheel in place, because you lost the bolts that are supposed to hold it.

Using pizza boxes for blocking the wind from your windows.

using duck tap to hold shit to your car.

use a coat hanger to hold the mufler on your car.

its like being a ghetto macgeiver.

using home theater speakers for your car system.

rigging your protable cd player to your tape deck and saying you have a dope system.

or using the portable cd player with the tape player cause the cd player is broken.

using a 22 bullet as a fuse cause your headlights went out.

using surrand wrap and a rubber band or a baggy as a condom.

using duck tape for waxing.

using coca cola to eat the rust so you can bust the bults off the wheels.

using the dushing fluid bottles as a squirt gun.

nigger-rigging 

Poor-quality, inferior craftsmanship or construction work that reflects slovenliness, inattention to detail, incompetence and poor training. Taking shortcuts that result in shoddy, unattractive buildings, furniture, facilities, etc., and may also jeopardize health and safety due to failure to observe codes and norms.
"Look at all this nigger-rigging. They hung the doors upside down, for God's sake!"

"It's just nigger-rigging if you don't measure at least twice."

"Whichever nigger-rigger put this sink in didn't bother to anchor it, he just glued it to the sheetrock."

"Of course the toilet stops up a lot. What do expect, what with all the nigger-rigging around here?"

"If you don't sand and prime it first, it'll obviously look like nigger-rigging."

Niggeriggin' 

When people niggas are fixing something or putting something together (not looking at the directions, or asking for help when they need it) banging it out of shape to MAKE things fit together and eventually come together (even if it's not the right way)
-this is called niggeriggin'-
Hey, man I don't think that's gonna work...
-Well, I'm gonna do some niggeriggin' it until it does...gimme the hammer.
Niggeriggin' by JC-08 June 23, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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