When you roll a nigger in paper, and light his disco ball, afro hairstyle on fire.
He will smoke and glow like a cigarette.

Inhalation of the gasses is highly poisonous!

I heard in some african villages they burn niggers because they don't have cigarettes nor weed.

Yes, the nigs become nigarettes!
Highly toxic, don't try this at home!

Ain't nothin' like a burnin' nigg'rette!

Nigarette by Fukaface! December 10, 2011

niggabetes

A strain of diabetes most associated with the African American population since they are more prone to contracting it.

Jamal (African American): Man i can't go to the watermelon eating contest cause i just found out i have niggabetes.

niggabetes by harvard-med dropout February 4, 2009

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Nigarette

A niggerass cigarette, generally a Kool or another type of menthol.

Stop smoking those nigarettes before the popo gat your ass down and sprinkle some crack on you and get out of there.

Nigarette by Nat King February 21, 2009

niggerette

One of a number of brands of menthol cigarette, particularly Newport, Kool and Salem, which, according to Dave Chappelle and other "comedians", are preferred among black people (niggers -- the more perceptive among you may have noticed that this is where the pun comes is.)

Nah, I didn't brush my teeth before I kissed her, but it's okay -- I took a couple breaths through an unlit niggerette -- it cleaned my breath right up!

niggerette by Sam Geller October 30, 2006

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niggarette

a menthal cigarette. like a kool or a newport.

yo my nizzle you gots a niggarette?
i need ta git my black ass ta da sto fo a pack o nigarettes!!

niggarette by aimee June 11, 2004

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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