A cig nig is a person who never buys a pack of cigarettes however said party will continuously bum cigarettes from friends and strangers during various social situations, particularly parties.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.