Getting so drunk and stoned before a concert that you pass out before the opening band on the lawn, and wake up during the encore confused as to why the Headliner is opening up for, the Headliner.
Dude, I think your sister's 18 year old friend was gonna give me a mouth hug last night before I ended up getting Nickerfaced at the concert throwing up in her car.
ok hi what are your pronouns o my pronouns are she/her what are yours o i go by neopronouns my neopronouns are nick/her can u say it for me. sure nick her
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.