nicehood

To be forever chasing something one can never attain.
In this case, to be a non-bitchy, down-to-earth,
lovely to speak to and have a great personality.

"I believe she is chasing a nicehood."
"She's a f!!!ing bitch, she has more chance of obtaining a nicehood than a Jew refusing any amount of money."
"A person like that shouldn't have a boyfriend. In fact, she shouldn't be alive. She will never have a nicehood."
"I liken you to a marble stone with no marble."
"In the name of kentros, thou havveth no nicehoodeth."

by Carlo Jacobs February 7, 2005

nicegoodies

Phrase to define what you see when you inspect the undercarriage of a Floridan cityhoe with a short skirt and no panties. You've obviously assumed at this point that she has had some darkies in that little pink snatch AEB telling her this and then ripping her shirt off and slapping her in the face with seemingly no effort as if you have done this a hundred times prior.

Cop: Looks like you got some nicegoodies here, aint ya cityhoe? I bet you have had some darkies in that little pink snatch of yours haven't ya!?

Cityhoe: I bet you have seen more pricks than a porcupine.

by NE14A69noone November 13, 2011