An awesome video game website that uses the power of sweatpants and beer to defeat video games. Upon kicking the livin' hella out of a game, they post recorded videos (in HD def) of how to accomplish said task of kicking the livin' hella out of a game. Site founders Explicit D Dan and Beer Baron John also produce a alcohol driven podcast called Two Chimps on A Davenport. Most days consist of alcoholic consumption, updating their kickass website, and rolling golden over their newest video game conquests.

Maxx: Hey Matt, I just got flattened by a friggin' Hunter in Halo 3, how did you beat it?

Matt: Oh, I went to nextgenwalkthroughs.com and viewed some of their righteous videos on how to kill it.

Maxx: Sweet, High Five!

Matt: Shwoot!

nextgenwalkthroughs.com by mercboymaxx33 February 28, 2010

nextgenupdate

A forum for virgins with no lives who are constantly copying other websites material and posting it as their own in order to increase their forum rep, or as they called it e-penis.

Member 1: I haz found exploit.
Member 2: I haz found exploit too.
Member 3: Faggots stop copying shit from ps3-hacks.
Admin: Member 3 permabanned from nextgenupdate.

nextgenupdate by Outsider5D August 1, 2011

NextGenUpdate

A website filled with homophobic wannabe trolls. They call themselves "hackers" and "programmers", although that only pertains to maybe 3% of the community. The rest are just script-kiddies who do not give credit where credit is due.

5% of them go on 4Chan, and 95% of them act like they do. Within the latter percentile lies unoriginal douchebags, for further information on the matter, look up "River J".

The site isn't all that bad, there are many people on it that are actually worth a shit (i.e. two very dedicated and legitimate members named Spartan Gunney and PENNSTATE. Not the only two, however.), but don't expect to find too many reasonable people on there.

All most of them do is bitch about the reputation system. You know, a number on the Internet? Instead of being sentimental, they're all materialistic bitchy teenagers that don't appreciate the fact that they themselves are being appreciated unless someone clicks the "thank" button. God forbid you -Rep them for being an idiot.

The site is filled with narcissistic, materialistic, naive and arrogant/ignorant FAGGOTS.

Anyways, there are many flaws to the site, but the few members that are actually legitimate (you know who you are, but I bet 100% of the site is going to be like "Oh, that's me", so why bother) make NGU the great site that it is.

75% of NextGenUpdate = <Member 1> D00d, y did u -rep m3, br0?

<Member 2> Because you were being an idiot... I can point out at least 3 points where you're wrong, and provide a very elaborate explanation on why for each.

<Member 1> (Deducts reputation from user because he/she has to take criticism for once)

<Member 2> Whatevs. :)

Moral of the story? You're a fag if you're not like member 2.

NextGenUpdate by eXo Outsider March 15, 2011

NextGenUpdate

A bunch of faggots, lead by a bigger faggot.

nextgenupdate
We steal shit dont we?
we suck cock dont we?

"yep"

NextGenUpdate by John mothafucking doeeee June 26, 2009

Nextgen

Welcome to the Next Generation

Nextgen

Nextgen by Nextgencollective March 31, 2019

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026