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newsfed

The past tense form of the facebook newsfeed (commonly used as a noun). Meaning to have read an item on your newsfeed in the past.
I know. I was newsfed that last night. :(
by Correct, you know December 18, 2010
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The Newsted

A haircut that is shaved underneath, and long on top, like bassist Jason Newsted's during his early Metallica years. It became re-popularized in the early-to-mid 2000-teens. Hipsters and worship pastors love it.
Dude #1: I just got a new haircut

Dude #2: What kind?

Dude #1: The Newsted

Dude #2: Awesome!
by grthompson June 1, 2017
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Newsed

A combination of the word New and Used to describe a used item aquired by a new owner. The item is new to the new owner although it has already been used by a previous owner.
I bought a newsed car last week, how do you like it?
by on March 29, 2019
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raping the newsfeed

When two or more people decide to ignore personal messages and Facebook chat and have a conversation only through wall posts. These wall posts come up in the news feed and annoy other Facebook users. There are differing degrees, but 'raping the newsfeed' is an extreme case.
I really wish Suzy and Bobby would stop raping the newsfeed!
by TiasDias February 21, 2011
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Newsted

The term "Newsted'd" originaly derived from the 2nd bass player for metallica Jason Newsted, and it can mean many things.

1) To replace something / someone and have it never live up to the expectations of the original thing / person.

2) To be a bass player in a band and have your bass almost completely cut out of the mix so that you can't hear it.

3) To be generically owned by someone else in the sense that the ownee was left out or isolated by the ownerer.
1) Oh man, i totally got newsted'd when i bought this new car my old one completely owns it.

Billy dumped his girlfriend Veronica because he felt totally newsted'd when he compared her to his previous girlfriend.

2) I'm quitting my band they totally newsted'd me on our last CD.

3) Dude we just totally newsted'd that wanker at the shops, we told him we were going into the titty bar… but really we went into another titty bar!
by Flahn Premium Light January 30, 2007
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Newsfeed linger

when something is posted on facebook and nothing else is posted for a while
Jeremy: Dude did you see what Laura posted on Rory's wall?

Matt: Yeah, man, it was a newsfeed linger
by rorydelaplongthrowsociety January 25, 2011
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Newsfeed Whore

Noun: A person who is frequently on facebook's newsfeed.
Whenever you sign on and look at the newsfeed to see what your friends have been up to, you can't find out because the ONE person takes it all up with their recent boring activity.
me: "Let me sign onto facebook and see what everyone has been up to!"
1 minute later
me: "well... it looks like Sarah has been posting quite a few videos lately.."
Cletus: "ya, she's such a newsfeed whore"
by Ivan Shelly January 4, 2009
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