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Newport Harbor 

Scum high school across the bay in Newport Beach, CA. The school is filled with tools, beaners, and meatheads. They have a second rate TV show after Laguna Beach failed, which unfortunately caused Newport Beach to be flooded with yuppie tourists every summer. Kids from this school are usually laughed upon by the upper echelon classy kids from Corona del Mar who basically beat Harbor in everything except football(but who cares?).
"Hey, I wear a tank top on fridays cause I play football for Newport Harbor." -Harbor kid

"Damm, I sad cos CdM stole my skool holiday. Only Newport Harbor ware top tank" -Harbor kid

"I feel sorry for Newport Harbor," -CdM kid
Newport Harbor by Kalpar May 24, 2008
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newport harbor 

high school located in newport beach california. lots of stoners and kids who like to get wasted when their parents go out of town on the weekends . common clicks are rich scum bags,surfers,stoners,beaners,meatheads,and skaters. rival high school is corona del mar. lots of wealth and hot bitches its wouldent be a bad high school to go to!
kid 1. yo where do you go to school??

kid 2, newport harbor

kid 1. thats cool you wanna get wasted?

kid 2. of course lets party!
newport harbor by smokingood247 September 2, 2012

newport harbor 

the knock off version of laguna beach . somehow, mtv figures they'll make more money if they create yet another sitcom full of bleach-blonde bimbos and amateur bad boy surfers. you might wanna change the channel to vh1 at this moment in time...
" nieka, put it back on newport harbor! "
" ohhh hell if imma watch that crap; we already know the guy's gonna play 2 girls, they're gonna hate eachother; hence we get another lauren, kristen, stephen relationship! "
" how dare you insult mtv's intelligence?! "

.............................

*2 episodes later*

"nieka, I'm so sorry, you were right!!! "
" well, of course. now change it to rock of love (: "
newport harbor by Nieka Ann January 2, 2009

Newport Harbor High School 

Located in Newport Beach, CA, Newport Harbor is one of the most highly regarded public schools in Orange County. While it is home to a more *cough* diverse *cough* crowd than its rival Corona del Mar, the kids who attend are typically worth just as much. Most students drive cars worth more than their teachers' yearly salaries with Range Rovers, Mercedes, BMWs, Audis, and Lexus. Family beneficiaries live in the most prestigious homes on Kings Road, the Balboa Penninsula and Lido Island, and in Dover Shores and Bay Shores. The school employs the best teachers and implements the most elite standards, such as the IB Program and its status as a California Distinguished Blue Ribbon School.

Plus, the campus is completely gorgeous. No one will fight me on that one.
At a Mater Dei, Newport Harbor, CdM mixer...

BOY: Hey, you're gorgeous. You must go to CdM.
GIRL: Actually, I go to Newport Harbor High School. Believe it or not, our student body is actually better looking. *wink*
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