newly-bled

when a girl starts her period she is pronounced newly-bled

jenna: WTF IS THAT BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY PUSSY!?
mark: damn ur a newly-bled

by bentwilly96 September 3, 2023

Newlybeds

The term given to a couple that have slept together for the first time. Usually used for what one would think to be the beginning of a serious relationship.

'Wow, Ross and Rachel finally hooked up.'

'Fuckin' newlybeds!'

by Scabbizz October 1, 2011