newbie scum
newbie scum by Pugwash February 18, 2005
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Newbie Suprise
When a man is losing his virginity, and he ejaculates at the sheer thought of losing it, a couple seconds after feeling the vag with his penis. This sudden burst of premature-ejaculation is known as a "Newbie Suprise"
Brad: Hey budd, what did you do this weekend?
Newbz: I finaly fucked my girl
Brad: Well, howd it go?
Newbz: Newbie suprised on that bitch, it sucked!
Newbz: I finaly fucked my girl
Brad: Well, howd it go?
Newbz: Newbie suprised on that bitch, it sucked!
Newbie Suprise by newbiesupriser93 April 25, 2009
stfu newbie
stfu newbie by Justin Lin September 12, 2003
simply a newbie
simply a newbie by Megan March 3, 2004
Newfie steak
Simply put: it's fried bologna. Just get a slice of bologna, fry it up in a pan. You've got yourself some Newfie steak.
It's usually a breakfast food but it's a quick snack if you're into that sort of food.
It's usually a breakfast food but it's a quick snack if you're into that sort of food.
Newfie steak by NChick1987 February 1, 2006
Newfie Sting
When you sell something to a Newfie and when cash is about to change hands they tell you they are short $20.
Newfie Sting by Newfie Sting March 3, 2015
Newfie Ski Doo
When you climb onto a moose's back while it's crossing a lake, then jump off as it first touches land. CAUTION!!! Only ballsy Canadians are allowed to do this!
Newfie Ski Doo by PantlessSnake24 April 8, 2019
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"