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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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people who most times are very spiritual, however not religious. Being New Age entails very harmonious ideas and the belief everyone should live in coexistence. New Age is somewhat of a term for a modern day hippy, but New Age people aren't stereotyped as druggies at all.
Person1: See that girl over their preaching about being spiritual and happy?
Person2: Yeah man, she is totally New Age.
by kelliomgidc February 26, 2009
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Meaningless media buzzword made popular in the late 80s, mostly referring to the alternate beliefs and practices that have existed for centuries. Such as Tarot, 'Channelling', Reiki, Meditation and so on.

Also a style of music closely related to ambient music except with more tribal sound and often with effiminate, wishy-washy vocals (see Enya).
Person - "What are you doing?"

New Ager - "I'm meditating."

Person - "Ugh. You're so new age! Lame." *goes and watches Jackass for 1000th time*

New Ager - *flips bird*
by Silly-hippie January 02, 2007
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Pronounced to rhyme with "sewage", "New Age" is a term used to refer to the spiritual practices of a sizable fraction of the populations of California and New Mexico.
Dude! I like _so_ totally can't attend that anti-capitalist rally in Berkeley until I've like totally balanced the energy flow in my loft, polished my mood crystals, and had my $15 thimbleful of Kopi Luwak.
by rapmasta May 06, 2004
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1. A very highly elevated form of music combining rock, jazz, classical and other forms of ethnic music.
2. Also known as the New Age movement-spiritual movement which started in the 70's.
3. Something of this kind.
John Tesh and Yanni are examples of New Age Musicians. Jim Brickman is a example of a pop music driven New Age pianist.

Tarot, Astrology, Numerology, and Divination are examples of the New Age Movement.
by TheNewAgeRiseth May 09, 2005
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Slack off hippies who don't even have the tits to actually stand for a cause. The believe that the best way to become one with the earth is to buy mass produced books, tapes, crystals, cloth, and other crap that probably were responsible for the death of at least one species of exotic tree and a few dozen monkeys.

They also like to be lazy "vegetarians", lazy activists, and generally holier-than-thou twats who hate any emotion that isn't about sprinkling flowers and love or fucking your cat.

New Agers like to live in pricey lofts that are especially equipped for white people, drink frappuccinos, and denounce anyone who actually cares about the environment as "extremists". They are usually pacifists, so they're great for the beginner gun enthusiast.
Beth: Holy shit, look at that New Ager!
Jessica: Yeah, I got that beauty a few nights ago. He kept screaming about me disrupting his "chi", so it was a little difficult to concentrate and aim properly.
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