neventies

The neventies is the non-existent decade when something was in style.

Where did you get that coat???

I've had it forever, this was in style back in the seventies.

I think you mean the neventies.

by douggs May 12, 2010

Seventies Growler

A collection of pubic hair around the female Genitalia which resembles the style seen in seventies porn.
It could be compared to the hairstyle of 70's/80's pop sensation Leo Sayer.

Well, I removed her undergarments and I was quite shocked to find a preponderance of pubes which resembled an afro wig. It was a real seventies growler, I didn't know whether to commence intercourse or stroke it like a pet dog

by g gekko July 8, 2010

neeties

the absolute best group chat filled with the best people. they have many eras/ rras . among them is “felching rra”, “cigi rra”, “cass anti rra”, “parents rra”, “h word rra” and more. you can find them thirsting over taylor swift or louis tomlinson.

the neeties are the best people in the world, they’re all so hot.

by neeties November 9, 2020

nevertimes

n. Times that never were.

Person #1: "I wonder why sometimes the toilet paper has crap on it after I wipe and sometimes it doesn't."
Person #2: "Nevertimes I ask myself the same question."

by Monkeysquat April 6, 2007

seventies

Also written as: ’70s

(informal) the Unix Epoch.

Somehow the clock on my iPod got reset to the seventies.

by Yamato Yamamoto June 23, 2022

seventies bush

Also known as 70s Bush. Massive, sprawling 'Joy Of Sex' pubic hair due to a lack of waxing and/or trimming. May or may not be an intentional or aesthetic choice.

Babe, your seventies bush is atrocious. Get thee a bikini wax, post haste.

by MizJones December 30, 2008

seventies funk

Rhyming slang for spunk

Also known as sex wee, heir spray and baby gravy

"Part yer legs love, no telling what my seventies funk could do to your miniskirt"

by Dickhead mcDickhead May 20, 2008