neuRologicalLY INept 

HI my NAme isd Tohmoas tHE TANJK NEGINE THE THIRDF ANED i LIKE APPKLES AND BANANs.; I ATTEBND THE TRUNI ERRIST Y ORF FRIED MONGOLIAN JKEYBAORD MUNCHER PEOLPLE. MTY Nanmwe cCOLMESFROM MY M KOTHERSD FASOPRIUTE NSHOJW SDHJE WATCHEDS IN H#ER TDEATHBED TO PAASRT HWE LITTLE TIMKE SHE HAS LEFT ON P{:LANETD JEW (OUR PLANET). I KBNIOW YIOU OPUNY LITTLE HUYMANS DONT UNDERASTAND ME. EVEBN THJOUGH I AM INEPT, I CAN SDTILL LOVE, FEEL, CU M, SPUINK AND MOAST IMPORTTANTlAZY, JERK OFF TO CHINESE FArt pORN. MTY LITTLE FREINGEWS oFROM EARTH CALL ME STU PID . I DONT KNOW WEGHY THEY CALLK ME ASUCH OFFENSIVE$ THINWGS. IT RLEALLTY MAKES ME ANGRY. I DONT LIKER IT. EVEN T HOUGH MY LEFT LOBE DOESNT WORK PROPERLYl... IOT DOESNT MEAN I SHOULD BE SANFICTTIVED. EFVER SINCE MY STEP UNCLE RAPED ME IVE BANSIHED FROTM P<LANERT ERARTh, IVE VEEBN SHUNNED. AND THERE FORE IVE BEEN SENT TO PLANET JEW THROUGH HJEWSISH ORGINZATIONATIOSNS THAT MAKE JEQWISH SPACE LASER PROPOFGANZDA. YOU SRTUPI DPEOPLED DONT UNDERTAND THE BEAURTY OF BEIHNTG INEPTY. MY MOM DFIED AS IM TYPINIG THIAS. I AM INMEPTG And prioud.

ME: I IDENTRIFY AAS neuRologicalLY INept.
SRTUPID EARTH PEOP)OLE: EW HOW STUPOID AERE YOU.
MER: YOU PYUNY LITTLER HUIMNAN NEREVR UNDERT AND.

SRTUPI DEQART TY HPPEOPLE AGAIN: FUCK YOU.
ME: I WI)LL NITRF BE SANFCIIKTIFIERD. MY MOTHER DID NOT DIE FOR THIS ON HJER JEWISH OPKANET JEW BED WHNIKLE WATCHINGT THOMAS THE TAMPON AND JERKING OFF TO CHINESE MIDGET FART PORN.
PUNY LITTLWE HUMAN FOR THE THIRD TIME: OH IN UNDERTAnsd now mr jew, thank yoyu FOR RECTIFIIHG ME AND FEEDING ME DUNG BEETLES FOR BREAkfast LUNCH and DNINENR.

neuRologicalLY INept by Mongolian Enthusiast December 8, 2024

Neologically 

An adverb meaning of, from or related to newly created words. It stems from Neology which in turn comes from the French ‘neologisme’ meaning a newly created word.

Urban Dictionary is a nuclear reactor, neologically speaking.

Neologically by AKACroatalin April 21, 2015

Neurological Discombobulation

The act of being totally out of your head and no thoughts can come together properly. i.e. Being Drunk or Stoned

I'm suffering from some severe Neurological Discombobulation after that bowl.

Neurological Discombobulation by Dennis Smith June 25, 2004

Neurological Disorder 

A disorder of the brain

Mr. Mann has a Neurological Disorder.

Neurological Disorder by Bababoeey1234234921 July 20, 2021

Neurological genocide 

When the brain is forced in extreme situations to eliminate an emotion or feeling a neurological genocide takes place. This can be done consciously or subconsciously.

His fear rejection left him in a magnificent neurological genocide when he met his future wife.

Neurological genocide by BeardedBlackBelt September 22, 2010

Functional neurological disorder 

You're brain//the electrical wiring in it is fucked.

functional neurological disorder sucks

Functional neurological disorder by ihavenothingtodoinlife May 23, 2022

Netrologically 

When someone uses the slang part of their brain unintentionally.

You did that so netrologically

Netrologically by TheWordDocter789 March 10, 2021